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[24 Feb 2013|01:50pm]

star_keziah
J: i don't suggest
J: i passive aggressively skirt the matter
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[10 Feb 2013|07:01pm]

star_keziah
Star: holy crap
Star: this band we photographed last night—their keyboardist could have been your twin, I swear to god
Jace: wtf
Jace: Do you have pics of him?
Star: [shows]
Jace: My boner structure is far better.
Star: ...BEST. TYPO. EVER.
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[16 Jun 2012|07:33pm]

star_keziah
Star: why?
Jenna: ...................I forget
Jenna: my mind went away when I heard my neighbor shout "I STILL THINK THOR SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE ONE IN THE DRESS."
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[02 Jan 2012|08:52pm]

star_keziah
Star: so you know how in Palette, the stage is all white, and then later it's all flowered?
Star: the name of the stages are White Conservatory and… well, the other one is "色付いた温室" or "conservatory with colors added"
Star: but I realized I have it phrased as "White Conservatory" and "Colored Conservatory"
Olivia: HAHAHAHAHAAH
Olivia: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Star: OKAY I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS WRONG AND YET AWESOME
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[24 Nov 2011|01:37am]

star_keziah
Steven: Demon ending scarrry
Steven: I was gonna text
Steven: KING OF BEL
Steven: I'm the KING OF CARDS
Star: ffffffff
Star: well I'm the queen of hearts
Steven: And I got the Heart of the Cards.
Star: touche
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[17 Sep 2011|02:32pm]

star_keziah
Tony's AIM status: I liked Frieza, but his brother was Cooler.

Star: …your status just made me cringe
Star: just sayin'
Tony: More like
Tony: You're just saiyan.
Star: this is why we're friends
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[20 Jul 2011|09:05pm]

star_keziah
Cat: OMFG. EFF AUTO CORRECT. I think because I was reading it my phone decided to go ahead and FAIL ME (even though I sent my dad the text at 9 this morning).
Cat: MY TEXT: I think I have penis envy. Hopefully it’ll clear up so I can come see you this weekend without spreading it.
Cat: What it SHOULD have said: I think I have poison ivy (etc. etc.)
Cat: FML
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[13 Jun 2011|10:06pm]

star_keziah
Star: wingdings is like klingon for font elitists
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[13 Feb 2011|10:52pm]

star_keziah
Cat: Hm. I didn't go to broad ripple. Maybe I'm just imagining it.
Star: maybe XD
Cat: that word looks wrong
Star: which one?
Cat: imagining
Cat: like there were too many letters
Star: you're just imagining it
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[19 Jan 2011|10:33pm]

star_keziah
Star: …jan and feb both end on a monday!
Star: it was an easy moistake
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[01 Oct 2010|07:54pm]

star_keziah
Jenna: おk
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[14 Aug 2010|11:52am]

star_keziah
Jenna: he's got a "LET ME PAUSE WHILE I SING SO I CAN LOOK DOWN AT MY BLEEDING WRISTS" kind of sound
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[26 Jul 2010|07:09pm]

annenburg
 J says: like...I BANGED THAT DRUNK 17 YEAR OLD LAST NIGHT, AND I HAVE NO REGRETS

Star says: I know what you means

J says: kind of feeling

Star says: ...

J says: ...........AWKWARD TIMING. AND GRAMMAR

 

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[25 Jul 2010|12:32pm]

star_keziah
Amy: FUCK YOU GEORGIA HEAT. It's conspiring with BEEs. :[
Amy: WOW, that was the worst spelling attempt of that word EVER.
Star: which word?
Amy: Or... wait, that's the right spelling of "conspiring"?? I can't tell.
Amy: still drunk
Star: ....................yes, you spelled it right xD
Amy: WOO, TAKE THAT BACARDI
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note: Take lives in Canada. [22 Jul 2010|06:19pm]

star_keziah
Star: HEY TAKE
Star: so
Star: I'm going to Paris next summer for a week
Star: I plan on pretending I am Canadian so people won't hate me
Star: TEACH ME HOW TO BE CANADIAN.
Star: I MUST SPEAK LIKE A NATIVE.
Take: Say "eh" at the end of every other sentence, you like Molson Canadian and poutine, and your best friend's a moose named Jim.
Take: Eh.
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[17 Jul 2010|11:44pm]

star_keziah
Star: ヒソヒソ( ゚∀(・−・)
Star: that one's supposed to be "whispering to," but to me it looks more like "surprise buttsex"
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[11 Jul 2010|07:06pm]

star_keziah
Jenna: I saw a woman empty the last of her tea into a potted tree, pause, and then say, "oh, god, I'm promoting floral cannibalism." I don't know who she is, but I want to be her friend so badly now.
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[11 Jun 2010|07:12pm]

star_keziah
Jenna: the other day, I was EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED with my scholarship searches
Jenna: so I started typing very angry things into the search box
Jenna: then later, I realized that it logged all my searches
Jenna: lemme pull up the list
Jenna:
Scholarship search
Scholarships for Japanese majors
Scholarships for Anthropology majors
Scholarships for undergards
Yes, google, I did mean undergrads
Scholarships for girls
Scholarships for traditional students
I suck at getting scholarships
Why can’t I get scholarships?
What kind of people get scholarships?
I fucking hate this
Shut up google
Your mom
I probably deserved that
Scholarship losers
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[11 Jun 2010|07:06pm]

star_keziah
Jenna: you know what I've decided?
Jenna: old games are awesome
Jenna: you know why?
Jenna: because they have more glitches to take advantage of
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[30 May 2010|11:32pm]

star_keziah
Star: CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE YUMMU >8|
Deb: your mom was yummu
Star: ...................wow, I didn't even realize I'd typed that xD
Star: /WIN
Deb: /FAIL
Star: /WIB
Star: ...
Star: no, just fail.
Star: you're right.
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